About Teah Abdullah

I like Harry Potter, but he wouldn’t make out with me. This led to me pivoting my sexual frustration towards comedy (which I really love. A lot. Also, I defy grammar. I’m sorry, Mr Larwood (G Larwood was my English teacher)  I listened to you, Mr G*, but mostly I just liked your class because I got to write a lot.)

Here are things that classify me:

  • Nerdfighter
  • Clinically problematic avid reader (I founded B:Read, guys! That was me! If you heard bizarre stories about one of the founders, that would be me!) 
  • Feminist, ie, I am for gender equality and not shriveling up men’s scrotum
  • Wanderslut

Hi, I’m Teah.

Reach me at teahabd [at] gmail.

Teah Twitters.

* I really did called him Mr G! I still do now on occasional e-mails between us! 

PS: I do freelance writing!

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