December 2010
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There is nothing wrong with spending your New Years’ Eve sleeping. Sleeping is fucking awesome and it cost me nothing!
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Harry Potter and the Girls Who Weren’t Chosen Ones →
girl-germs:
Phew. I went into this thinking it would be some sort of scathing criticism. I was like, whatchu gonna say? But it’s totally not.
I dig this article! The comments are worth the read too!
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An Open Letter to DST
Oh, DSTcom,
The roll of my tongue on the three letters that defines you irritates the ceiling of my mouth with the amount of times you’ve eaten my money and spat me out of your system.
The way you’ve ripped me off by not telling me my annual fee was due was how I imagined being digested by the chemicals of your stomach felt like: unpleasant and slightly smelly.
Oh, my dear DSTcom,
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More SpamBot
My spam box is now filled with offers of cheap viagra specially for the Christmas season.
So, I laugh because of the irony of the emails. Ha ha. This company thinks I’m either a man or a Ho Ho Ho! Did they hire comedy writers to send out these emails? Do these writers specialise in satire by sending viagra offers to women? Like, no one even want to get me laid in the cold winter night! What...
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Oi, Dating! Part 3: Parallels
Sham taught me that although you want to feel independent in a relationship, the euphoric feeling of being accepted by someone who cares will fog your mind with parallel delusions that insists you and your partner are soul mates.
For instance, Sham hated medicine like no one I knew. The last time I felt that I hated medicine the way Sham did, I was five, and that was because my mom used to mix...
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Recommend me!
I don’t like whoring myself out but with great ambitions of my future endeavour that involves living inside a box next to a trash can somewhere in Brooklyn, New York: would you recommend me on Tumblr this week? :)
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Recommend me!
I don’t like whoring myself out but with great ambitions of my future endeavour that involves living inside a box next to a trash can somewhere in Brooklyn, New York: would you recommend me on Tumblr this week? :)
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Being Ill
The thing about having a whore-of-a-flu means that despite the fact that you are an adult, other adults have the tendency to treat you like a child. I guess this can be considered as compassionate but point is, I’m not sick enough to let someone walk me over to the bathroom just because I have a nose filled with snot.
The other thing about having a whore-of-a-flu is when your body began to...
Correcting the Chops
I don’t get people who makes a fuss/makes fun of how other people uses the chopstick wrongly. Like, I don’t use chopstick properly nor do I hold the pen like a normal human being (“FUCKING ALIEN!” said a colleague). So, it’s not my fault that they don’t have forks and spoons in this restaurant, and I’m trying to be respectful by joining in a culture but it...
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I don't get whenever Popeye couldn't get the same...
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Of Youth and Marriage
When I met my best friend this evening, he insisted on talking about personal life, which is fine and well because it is my duty as a friend. He also realised the fact that I didn’t cover the small circle in my “personal life” venn diagram that has a teeny, tiny writing that reads ‘relationship’.
Nol asked me why I currently don’t seem to rush into the idea of...
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WikiLeaks hits Singapore diplomats →
stumblrfumblr:
“A lack of competent leadership is a real problem for Malaysia,” permanent secretary for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Bilahari Kausikan reportedly told US Deputy Secretary of Defence for East Asia David Sedney in a cable dated September 2008. As such, “the situation in neighbouring Malaysia is confused and dangerous,” fuelled by a “distinct possibility of racial ...
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Will There Be Blood, written by ME! Plug 2
I have this story that I wrote which I am circulating by the magic of “e-mail”. The genre is fantasy comedy. Readers who had previously read the story reviewed it as “funny and brilliant”, “absolutely brilliant”, “thumbs up” and “if your humour had a face, I would kiss it and make it lick me”*.
Thus, if you want to read this story that I...
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I am Serious and You Need to Answer This
Say, for instance, you just got out of the shower and you’re naked (or have a towel wrapped around you. Point is, you have no item of clothing on you.) While you’re about to dress, something in your room explodes and then there’s fire everywhere and you have to save your life or else you’ll die.
Would you exit the room stark naked (or with a towel wrapped around you) or...
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stephenstills-:
Teah is my favorite writer/tumblr blogger. She’s my Tumblr Tuesday this week.
Is this what being loved by people in the Internet feels like? Because it’s a lot more satisfying than being loved by an imaginary ideal man.
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flovvers:
teeaah replied to your post: I stopped saying cheesy romantic unreal shit…
That song is creepy as fuck! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD A GUY NOTICE A WOMAN’S NAIL? I’m a woman, and I think it’s ridiculous, not romantic. There are easier ways to get into my pants than commenting on my nails!
I just wanted to share this with everyone.
Bruno Mars is one of those crazy boyfriends. The one who...
Anonymous asked: what did you do when tumblr was down?
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Go John Green! →
effyeahnerdfighters:
An awesome video game intro made by http://pizzajohn.tumblr.com/
I wish this existed.
(Submitted by tortugapoet)
this
is
amazing
-blaze
I laughed so hard at this, I cried.
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Hair Gel
In an attempt to make my life more interesting, the higher forces of the galaxy decided that I should accidentally spill deodorant liquid on my head this morning.
On.
My.
Head.
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November 2010
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