January 2011
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There is no Water
There is no water in the house, I need a shower, and my hair strongly smells like smoke from a previous night of huffing and puffing with a bunch of mates. There is no sound of gurgling pipes in the wall, no tip-tap of water falling onto metal sink and no splish-splash of showering water against tiled floors.
There is no water in the house. I shall either revert back to sleep or write a musical...
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What I love about Parks and Recreation
The continuous reference to Harry Potter.
It’s not just one thing I love but two things merged into one, both said by Leslie Knope who is my favourite character. I feel like Parks and Rec continuously spoils me with its sensational array of tickles it gives me. But to have Harry Potter referenced twice on the show so far, I just cannot get enough! It gets me really giddy and happy, and...
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Ricky Gervais Crosses Paths With Steve Carell on ‘The Office’ (Video) | NBC via THR
This was kind of, no, completely amazing.
OH MY GOD. I was very convinced that Michael was going to bring David home and bed him.
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sarahschneider:
I wrote a hopefully motivational and impressively statistical article about women in comedy for Splitsider.com. Check it out!
Why More Women Should Write Comedy: A Mathematical (But Not Boring) Study.
Oh my god, guys. I really need this career change pronto!
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“I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be...”
– Amy Poehler (via thatswhatshesaidquotes)
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Choice Excerpts from a Session with Lee Kuan Yew →
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“I think we were progressing very nicely until the surge of Islam came and if you asked me for my observations, the other communities have easier integration — friends, intermarriages and so on…”
“A poll says 90 percent of Chinese Singaporeans say they will elect a non-Chinese as PM. Yes, this is the ideal. You believe these polls? Utter rubbish. They say what is politically...
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WatchHOLY SHIT, GUYS! IT’S BACK!
Anonymous asked: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU! WHAT DO I DO?
Anonymous asked: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU! WHAT DO I DO?
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Dementors Attacking Brunei
I’m a huge fan of the sun. Like, I have no idea the scientific of what makes the sun, but I know that it’s a super crucial factor in everyday life, it’s really hot and the heat can fry an egg. But guys! Brunei’s been raining for three days straight! When it doesn’t rain, there is a depressing overcast that’s sucking my soul through light kisses that teases me...
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Obsession
The thing about having an obsession is that there is something to occupy your time with. Obsessions allow you to look forward to something in the morning and allow the imaginary wheel of your brain to turn round, round, round. Obsession permits you to analyse what isn’t there but has the great possibility of existing in the gaps seen between characters, objects and time.
Obsession allows me...
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Hipster Part II
A continuation to this.
He wears tight jeans That elongated his long legs “But God damn it!” he thought, “How do I hide this erection?”
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He listens to Girl Talk All day Because he enjoys Buying things that is free.
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globochem:
tonight’s SNL digital short. the greatest one ever.
In case you needed to see this again. (Note: you probably do.)
WHAT IS THIS EVEN!!!!!
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SNL writer/comedian Colin Jost on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. He kind of killed it for a television debut.
Colin Jost is not only a handsome gentleman of Harvard with marvellous hair, he is also very funny.
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Eyes like Sauron
My left eye is red! I’m really hoping that this is conjunctivitis because I really don’t want to go to work on Monday. However, I think the main cause of this is the lack of sleep from the past 30 hours or the excessive poking. Excessive poking is winning. I’m convinced that if I poke it more, conjunctivitis will come eventually and bail me out of adult responsibilities for at...
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Plastic User Jerky Jerk
I try not to ask for plastic bags when I’m buying small items, but when the salesperson has procured a plastic bag from behind the counter, I wouldn’t stop them from giving me the bag. This is mostly because it took them effort to pull out that plastic bag and because s/he wouldn’t be able to keep the plastic bag neatly for the next customer. This always makes me feel like...
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popculturebrain:
Saw The Green Hornet tonight in 3D (and for free, thankfully). In general it was a mess of a movie. It’s like they took a bunch of elements that are all great on their own: Michel Gondry, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, super heroes, Christoph Waltz but when combined it’s just a mess. There are…
Oh God. My heart broke into a million pieces reading this.
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24
24 feels even, 24 feels safe, and I cannot stop associating 24 to the television show that my mum was obsessed with several years ago, which is also a show that I have never watched my whole life. 24 feels like a safe haven because it’s a number that doesn’t reflect a silver jubilee where it’s neither young nor old, neither here nor there. 24 feels like it’s going to be...
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24
24 feels even, 24 feels safe, and I cannot stop associating 24 to the television show that my mum was obsessed with several years ago, which is also a show that I have never watched my whole life. 24 feels like a safe haven because it’s a number that doesn’t reflect a silver jubilee where it’s neither young nor old, neither here nor there. 24 feels like it’s going to be...
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“Sometimes writing is difficult. Sometimes writing is like pounding a brick wall...”
– Eating the Dinosaur by Chuck Klosterman
Why A Man Cannot Have Wings →
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astronautte:
by Alfian Sa’at
Because he will crash land on his head, assuming it to be The strongest part of his body.
Because someone will put up a sign that reads: Do Not Step on the Cirrus Clouds.
Because it does not even take a man hundreds of feet above Sea-level to learn contempt.
Because there will be new categories of handicaps: bow-wings, Ostrich disease, scaly feathers,...
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I'm of the opinion that if it's your birthday, you...
In fact, take the whole week off. It’s your time. Make sure to thank your mum for going through hours of labour.
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