tornado in the sky

lilyseven:

Apparently I attract weird people.

I love you, Lina. :)

"What do you want to unbutton?"

The back of the salesperson t-shirt for the Levi’s Jeans vendor at Singapore’s Changi Airport reads “What do you want to unbutton?” in hard and bold letters.  Are they referring to their jeans? Do I want to unbutton their jeans? Do Levi’s consumers want to unbutton their jeans?

If the answer to the slogan question is “Levi’s jeans!”—because, you know, there is no way to answer that question other than the name of product itself—this would be very counterproductive. Shouldn’t the slogan be “What do you want to button?”?

Asking consumers “what do you want to unbutton?” with an answer of “Levi’s Jeans” as something I want to unbutton indicates:
1.    I am very uncomfortable when I am wearing Levi’s Jeans.
2.    They are so uncomfortable, I’d rather not buy them.

Is this reverse psychology?
Should I stop questioning and just punch them in their jeans?

Shasha and the Suicide Bees

stumblrfumblr:

Their new CD is called GradeRuiner. Here’s the tracklist.

1. Gamelan Babies

2. I Blocked You on MSN

3. I Took the Money (But I Didn’t Take the Chocolate)

4. Weiner for Dinner

5. He’s Got a Mouse

6. Warungs are Awesome

7. Jogja Boys

8. Waking Up is Hard to Do

9. Josie and Her Hussy Twats

10. My Ninja Mask Is Not a Jilbab

11. They Locked Up Mt. Meru But We Partied Anyway

12. James Bond is a Manwhore

13. (Bonus Track!) Graduation Gowns Look Stupid

They’ll be playing at The Laugh and Cackle tonight!

Demo that didn’t make it to the album: Hacked By An Idoit.
(Also, I am offended by the bonus track.)