Life with a Cancer Survivor
- Dad: *Coughs*
- Us: WHY ARE YOU COUGHING? YOU SHOULDN'T BE COUGHING! ARE YOU OKAY?
- Dad: *has a fever*
- Us: OH MY GOD, CALL THE DOCTOR!!! NO HUMAN BODY SHOULD BE THIS WARM!
- Dad: *Sneezes continuously*
- Us: YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN BED AND NOT GET OUT UNTIL YOU'RE BETTER.
- Dad: Guys, guys. It's okay. I'm okay...
- Us: NO YOU'RE NOT. BED. NOW!