- Me: *Explains my problem for thirty seconds*
- Him: *Impatiently* EXCUSE ME, if your jaw is locked, you wouldn't be talking right now.
- Me: ... Well, I don't know what it's called because I'M not the doctor. I am a common person--
- Him: The official term is TMJ.
- Me: I DIDN'T eat your medical text book like you did because I CANNOT CHEW.
- Him: You should blend it.
- Me: Oh... you're good.
July 16, 2012